I am crazy for Christmas, get over excited and go all out with my preparations but yesterday I had a bit of fun imagining that the opposite were true.
Anti Christ-mas
Bloody presents,
all the wrapping,
tacky tinsel
stupid tree
Annoying cheery people
with their over-the-top
festivity
Dazzling bloody houses
festooned in Christmas lights
shimmering in my windows
keeping me awake at night
Mariah bloomin Carey
Drivel on the telly
What’s so bloody special about it?
Please
SOMEONE
do tell me!
Dry and tasteless turkey
brussels that just stink
Excessive food consumption
far too much to drink
Watching all you fools together
Celebrating, being merry
I’ll live this like any other day
Go shove your glass of sherry
Too much work for just one day
I catch so many moan
I’ll just avoid the hassle
and spend the day alone.
Poetry for Dullards 