What I love about brussel sprouts is their divisiveness
What I hate about birds is their body clock
What I love about drizzle is it’s refreshing light touch
What I hate about England is racism mislabelled as patriotism
What I love about Swindon is it’s run-down estates
What I hate about Westminster are all the lies told all the time by everybody
What I love about Emma is that I’ve known her so long I can read her like a book (and she me)
What I hate about Jacob is his detachment from our reality
What I hate about love is it’s parasitic quality
What I love about resentment is bitching sessions
What I hate about loneliness is mindless TV shows
What I love about you – everything
Poetry for Dullards 