The wrong woman

Here lies William Percival Roberts How he longs to rest in peace Interred beside spouse Helena Under soils piled 6 feet deep In life he tolerated the sharp, grating pitch of her voice, her indifferent manner, her coldness. So far from being his first choice. A mere six plots down lies Kitty With her sweetContinue reading “The wrong woman”

All the lies told all the time

What I love about brussel sprouts is their divisiveness What I hate about birds is their body clock What I love about drizzle is it’s refreshing light touch What I hate about England is racism mislabelled as patriotism What I love about Swindon is it’s run-down estates What I hate about Westminster are all theContinue reading “All the lies told all the time”

Ways to say I love you

“Good morning” “How’s it going?” “Been up to much?” “How’s you?” “If you get bored, then message me” “Have fun!” “I see” “Might do” “Have a good time” “Catch you later” “Take care” “Be good” THUMBS UP “I’m feeling bored” “I’ve got the horn” “You going to the pub?” A thousand inane comments Or sillyContinue reading “Ways to say I love you”