rain – Poetry for Dullards

In need of new transport

I watched my car swim past today As it breaststroked down the road Upon opening the curtains I’d found the world had overflowed The weatherman had told us That the forecast was quite grim He’d talked of impending deluges And the squalliest of winds I’d gone to bed and thought to myself ‘Just how badContinue reading “In need of new transport”

Umbrella

Hastily, i press the button My shield launches straight up The silver rod within my hand The dome that sits atop The heavens drum their melody The beat begin to quicken The water runs in rivulets The roads all start to slicken My fast response should take care of This damp situation we’re in TheContinue reading “Umbrella”