Bad Company

I’m a mealy-mouthed squealer,

A low-down, dirty dog,

A liar and a cheater

A greedy, selfish hog.

An outrageous, twisted grifter,

A swindling, treacherous cad,

A loathsome deceiver,

I’m everything that’s bad.

An unruly, thoughtless scammer,

An iron-knuckled thug,

A malicious, mental ruffian

and surly, vulgar shark.

I’m a worm-toothed bandit,

A stingy, sullen lout,

Provocateur and antagonist.

Be on your guard when I’m about!